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Call Chelsea Peretti

The call-in podcast where YOU are the star!
Beloved comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls on weekly themed episodes, interacts with callers, and contemplates suicide/homicide. Jk.

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A VISIT TO LONDON - (4:56) 2.31 MB
Chelsea composed this special travel-cast while staring at the Thames.

69 - A GREAT WAR IS UPON US - (1:00:12) 27.61 MB
Chelsea and callers explore themes of mental health, positive thinking, tumblr fails and frustrations that will never be healed, a beautifully penned lost treatise on Hollywood, travel and wanderlust, London, beans, snacks, doom, dread, darkness, sisterhood destroyed forever by capitalism and a swift dagger to Chelsea's back, and more positive thinking!

68 - INTO THE ETHER - (48:25) 22.22 MB
A podcast, like a human being, needs time to reflect and grow. After an 8 year hiatus CCP emerges from its meditative trance with new wisdom. Recorded live in Chelsea's vacation home on a secluded Southern California beach, this ep features plenty of sound effects, tangents, introspection, and savage hang ups. It was recorded on what could only be termed a grey day in LA.

A NEW EPISODE OF THE PODCAST - (4:22) 2.05 MB
podcast content.

67 - TIM - (1:12:51) 33.41 MB
TIM HEIDECKER VISITS

66 - WHITE RECLUSE - (1:44:31) 47.9 MB
White recluse Chelsea Peretti is joined by boss and acquaintance Mike Schur for a dazzling array of calls: diseases, animal attacks, MSG, and Regis Philbin are all touched on, etc. A new favorite snack is revealed! Brendon Walsh and acquaintance David Cho call in.

65 - EVERYONE IS EVIL - (1:15:16) 34.53 MB
Two young American comedy masterminds, both treasured acquaintances of Chelsea Peretti, stop by for a cast and to celebrate great news: the advancement of their respective careers. Jerrod Carmichael and Yassir Lester gab with Chelsea and callers about: art, Catfish, name pronunciation, Houston Street, handshakes, Hollywood town square, Jerrod's voice, ig, tumblr, sriracha, music, Birdmam, critics, tinder, Shark Tank, gumbo, spinach. Etc. All day. Bye.

64 - TYLER THE GR8 CALL CREATOR - (46:43) 21.44 MB
In this characteristically powerful episode of the podcast recorded on a gray day in LA, Chelsea seeks to discuss shows and things that no one watches and get product recommendations from a bunch of stumped callers. Two first time callers lose their v-card bigtime! Chelsea learns she has been to Chicago in the summer! Lifespan talk! Etc. The musicality of the episode is an astounding tapestry.

HOLIDAY LOVE FEST - (4:25) 2.08 MB
Grab a cup of cider sit in front of the fire with your loved ones and play this cozy wintertime podcast in your warm homes! A celebration of love, life, tradition.......and there's even a food test! Winky face emoji then the one that is blushing.

63 - HI AMERICA - (1:01:23) 28.15 MB
Colleague of the show, Tchaiko Omawale visits for a discussion of leisure wear, dogs, America, race, class, social media, holidays, selfies, campfires. We call our friend Ibrahim. A caller gives Tchaiko a Jamaican food test. Etc.

62 - D AND B, AS WELL AS BBD - (1:13:37) 33.75 MB
Big Brother talk, waiting for Zach to call, families, stereotypes, food, accents, sweatpants, man skirts, how to meet someone, sugar, MA Air K calls, bounced from the VIP, Top Chef scallops, stretch break, singing, goofy car services, conversation enders, poison, kombucha, NY, burrito hunt, travel fantasies, pollution, anti-smoking PSAs.

61 - HON CAN'T CALL THE EP PAIS - (1:06:46) 30.62 MB
Great calls. Discussion of back braces, uber, tipping, traveling, gifs, external site links, pills, saying hon, women, competence, accents, the existence of other nations, castles, boxed carbonara, Big Brother (prior to finale), shrimp heads, pasta, coloring books, tumblr, politics, Pau Gasol, parenting other people's children, shoes off policies of pet owners, etc

60 - WE DIDN'T START THE CALAMITIES - (1:02:54) 28.87 MB
An ex NBA dancer calls and a web designer calls so this ep is definitely in Chelsea's sweet spot. Panic about the state of the world, concerns about being a carnivore, a serious explosion etc. *Recorded before the passing of Joan Rivers. Rest In Peace, comedy legend.

59 - AC + EATING DISORDERS - (1:10:21) 32.26 MB
The supreme spirit Tchaiko Omawale returns to talk about the Kickstarter for her coming of age narrative film about first times and secrets and envy. We take calls about: exercise addiction, binging, starving, puking, end times eating, prisoner last meals, the freshman 10-15, redheads, and air conditioning. Tchaiko's incredible mom calls for a mom-to-the-max mom call. Support a fresh filmmaking voice. DO IT FOR JOAN: http://kck.st/1nTK7Za

58 - MCCRAVIN SLOP - (39:00) 17.91 MB
Lots of Big Brother talk w last seasons long haired houseguest slash pizza boy McCrea! Strategy. Slop. Entertainment. Security. Showmances. The live feeds. So fun. Life is a dream. BB bro, bb.

57 - ROACH INFESTATIONS AND ACTUAL MURDER - (1:05:51) 30.15 MB
The prison industrial complex and the complex world of roach infestations - two powerful topics collide on this episode featuring documentary filmmaker Josh Rofe (softly talking about his new doc: Lost for Life) and podcast engineer Dustin Marshall (talking loudly about the roach infestation terrorizing his apartment). Discussions of abuse, rehabilitation, and consequence AKA A SUPER FUN COMEDY HOUR.

56 - THE REAL CHELSEA IS BACK (G'D UP VERSION) - (1:08:35) 31.45 MB
After many glorious life experiences, Chelsea returns to Staples Center to record her show and get reacquainted with a powerful collection of callers.

LIFE POD 1 - (2:53) 1.38 MB
Chelsea Peretti channels life from an undisclosed location to her podcast using a robot.

ROAD POD - DAY 4 - (2:53) 1.38 MB
A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

ROAD POD - DAY 3 - THE HOTEL HALLWAY - (9:46) 4.53 MB
A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

ROAD POD - DAY 2 - (3:46) 1.78 MB
A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

ROAD POD - DAY 1 - (5:20) 2.5 MB
A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

55 - MIXED AND THURTY - (1:19:43) 36.57 MB
LA COMEDY ACT YASSIR LESTER JOINS CHELSEA PERETTI FOR: TORNADOES. ROAD FOOT. SOLANGE. ONE D. IGGY. DANNITY. MIXED DUDES. ZANE HAIR. HARRY HAIR. TOUR TALK. SINGING. SAYING NUMBERS. BOOTY SHOTS AND THE BUTT ERA. APPARENTLY YASSIR MET RITA ORA. RUSHMORE. HOMEMADE KETCHUP. TURN DOWN SERVICE FOR WHAT. AN ORLANDO TEACHER. BRANDON OF RIVERSIDE. COLOR CONTACTS. CHICORY. OBITS. TI AND TINY REACTIONS. MIXED AND 30. NET NEUTRALITY. DUSTIN SPEAKS. BOOKS ARE THE CURE. BAY ROLL CALL. JENNIFER LOPEZ. TIT WORDS. ZANE.

54 - SF JUNE 13 - (1:07:12) 30.77 MB
A powerful episode in which Chelsea gets her majestic dog to make some small howl sounds on the record. Much excitement (from Chelsea) about her one hour special taping in her hometown Bay Area. Chelsea begins to question her "murder" theme and feels some trepidation about fielding homicide stories. Lots of sound effects and hanging up on people rapidly like back in the early days. Refreshing!

53 - CONSIDER IT DONE - (1:22:53) 38 MB
AN ADVENTURE IN CEVICHE LYME DISEASE TV COLLEGE MARRIAGE MURDER SPRING WATER TECHNOLOGY LIONS BEARS FERRYS BERKELEY CLEVELAND BLASE DENTISTRY 2014 DRY-CLEANING with new sound effects and some special shout outs including to small business owners. Also some podcast song throwbacks.

52 - SPLIT THE GIF - (1:22:14) 37.7 MB
A wondrous and rare morning recording of CCP. Discussion of The Bachelor. A dog walker who knows little to nothing about dogs calls! Chore anxiety. Sardine FOMO. NY/LA. Falafel pukeballs. The wealthy person proliferation mystery. Apocalypse fantasy. An Englishman calls! Dave Cho calls! A robot calls! Internet life. Browser hijacking. Revolution.

51 - GRAIN OF SOMETHING - (58:03) 26.65 MB
Bears, coyotes versus wolves, campfire story intonation, a precocious teen caller, Oscar talk, tour, dog apparel politics, cruelty & dreams, customer service robots, sweat pant gown, mountain time etc etc

50th Episode! - VDAY BLATHERING - (55:10) 25.31 MB
A discussion of acupuncture, the id, male dog care, sausage, vday, bills, vacationing, anxiety, stand up comedy, personality types etc. Much singing and rejoicing, etc.

49 - WE R BACK - (1:27:29) 40.11 MB
A male nurse calls from a shed. Lots of discussion of music and the arts: Bruno Mars, Walter Mitty, August Osage County. A call from master gif-assembler Liza Dye for a debate on Beyoncé, Miley, Tina Turner, discussion of Golden Globes, NY and LA, etc. Lots of singing. This ep starts v high energy and ends v chill. Enjoy!

48 - SAVE TOOTH BOY - (1:11:04) 32.59 MB
Chelsea struggles with new money guilt. Callers explain risks of rope swings and karaoke. Social anxiety at puppy adoption failure. Growing Alaska interest. Poodle groomer websites. Ice cream sandwiches. Kona coffee. A caller gives Chelsea an exhaustive Pronunciation Test. A therapist calls and says Chelsea does not have a personality disorder! Discussion of therapy costs and mental illness in America and do you call your client a patient or a client. Two new INSANELY CRANKT songs from producer Kool Kojak. Sichuan food addiction

47 - SUSAN, SAM AND BONG - (1:23:14) 38.15 MB
Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate join Chelsea Peretti for some good old fashioned bong. Beyoncé album talk. A caller discusses a negging Nancy. A caller tricks us into insulting him. Beyoncé. Song memory lane. Bong.

46 - A PRAYER - (1:02:24) 28.62 MB
Colleague Brendon Walsh drops by to pray with Chelsea. Ramen. Almond. Gaymen.

45 - SOUR CREAM, A PRYING FAIL - (1:27:59) 40.33 MB
Stage murderer and dear, dear, close colleague Chris Delia comes on the PC we all know and love, taking calls with reluctant luminary Chelsea Peretti on topics such as: Batkid, Jah Rule in traffic, the comedian procedural obsession, blocking people on social media, fast food age appropriateness, Magic Mike, yoga trash talk, reclusiveness, cuteness, a few Pete Holmes references, recording at shows, a Greek food test, and love as always -- but mostly sour cream LOLOLOL! WARNING ONE CALL IS VERY SAD. Special guest call from World Champion Judah Friedlander who shares why he got into the biz. (This ep dedicated to everyone's moms. May they stay in good health.)

44 - O SOLO BLAH BLAH BLAH - (1:00:52) 27.92 MB
A sound effect heavy episode, exploring the ramifications of carbonara, cumin, and Halloween. The first 3-way call occurs and triggers an extremely vague scary story swap, with penetrating follow up questions! Chelsea stumbles into the dark underbelly of Seaworld hashtags on twitter. IG food comments. A call about a crack smoking politician. Jodi Arias stuff. New original CCP song about the signature aggressive driving style of luxury car owners!

43 - GARLIC - (52:07) 23.92 MB
Are you a true silly billy? Great news. This is one of the silliest episodes of CCP to date. Anggie Martinez hosts and Iyama Vansant drops by to take calls with and heal Chelsea and Anggie. Some very down callers trigger dark jackpots. Shouting. Depression. Vision. A pre-recorded message from Obama. Please enjoy the already classic: "Garlic."

42 - STAY WITH ME BUDDY - (1:03:11) 28.98 MB
Chelsea questions her general competency levels. A girl who got fired calls. Tights. Nespresso. Bills. A chilling tale which triggers a jackpot sound. Some Gina Linetti questions from a dear, dear misguided caller. Frozen fish sticks. Anchovies. Clam pasta. Black napkins. Drunkard restaurant review recalibration. Burgers. Kobe. An uplifting tale of a headless body on a Detroit country road. Sara Bareilles comparison and singing demo. Stevie J. Intervention memories. Life changes. Puppy hunting. Texting with friends. A sprig of watercress. Etc.

41 - WALKIN ON EGGSHELLS - (49:33) 22.74 MB
Lots of singing and caller food interrogations, with mixed results. A guy tells of his gf or wife or something getting hit by a car, etc.

40 - GAYDOG AND GARLEEN (WITH PETE HOLMES) - (1:22:25) 37.79 MB
Acquaintance to the show, up-and-coming comedian Pete Holmes joins comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to take some calls. Much singing and chanting ensues. Pete gets acquainted w the show sound effects. Pete's laugh versus a leafblower. An apocalypse expert calls. A rare occurrence of Pete BO. Pete's confidence makes Chelsea doubt her perfect hearing. A stutterer calls. New sexy music game. Talk of: heckling, Ivory Magazine, Pete coughing, BJ boasters, Chicago, cast fetishists, crying during sex (all Pete's partners), love, Chelsea's laugh retraining program, Aztec predictions, shana tova (Jew stuff), emojis, roasts, Todd Glass.

39 - DO U LIKE IYANLA YET - (1:19:10) 36.3 MB
Chelsea and callers discuss everlasting love, Sunflowers, "this is my LA" vines, tech rage (password proliferation, phone trees, app transfer), electronic cigarettes, ghosts slash insanity, Hawaii, Korean food, beauty products and largely: Iyanla Van Zant. Also: a heterophobic barista calls and a caller named "Taylor" happens upon a dire situation. And: friend to the show David Cho calls and Aziz gets pulled in. Multiple shout outs to Brendon Walsh.

38 - PENNY LIZA TY TARTINA - (1:17:03) 35.33 MB
All the greats call on this cherished ep. Penny! Liza! Ty! Tartina! Some food tests. Talk of Whitney, Iyanla, Oprah and other powerful white people! Young Ethan tells a harrowing tale about a near-deadly concert. A newly engaged guy calls. The phenom of long pinky nails. Chelsea cries over spilt maple syrup. Bye

37 - BRENDON WALSH SCREENS SOME CALLS - (47:05) 21.61 MB
Philly boi Brendon Walsh pretends to be a call screener. Relentless discussion of whether listeners consider a certain brilliant snack idea to be a viable option. Oregano food test. Restaurant closing time etiquette. Brendon gets frisky with male callers. Coke bravado. Airport water. Anxiety at Comic Con. Some singing. Etc.

36 - RIP HIGGINS - (1:13:01) 33.48 MB
American songwriter and music legend Richard Marx visits the podcast to take calls with American comedy legend Chelsea Peretti. All you really need to know about this ep is Chelsea tries to root out a gay experience in Richard's past and at some point RM and CP go in and out of a variety of songs. Also the first callers dog died so things really started off with a bang.

35 - ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE SHOW DOWN - (57:14) 26.26 MB
Two guys with probable personality disorders call in, one working thru his mommy issues and the other asking vaguely insulting meandering questions! A religious missionary calls and gets freaky. A dude with ten maladies calls including ringworm and an infected ingrown toe. Discussion of dogs and cars. Lots of singing. Two people ask about spec scripts. Chelsea's in love.

34 - SPANISH N SCABIES - (1:16:45) 35.19 MB
American comedian Chelsea Peretti tries to brush up on her Spanish in this historic ep until she is intimidated by a fluent caller from Mexico City. A therapist calls with a tale pertaining to necrophilia! A pastors son shares multiple unsettling acronyms of Chelsea's name. A dude who had scabies twice calls. NBA. Israel. Rnb. Harvey the dog pops in. Etc. You get the gist

33 -SILVERFISH DEMENTIA - (1:07:35) 30.99 MB
Comedian and legendary podcaster Chelsea Peretti is mentally troubled by the sighting of a single insect in her mold be-spotted home. Why? 80,000 legs and movement the speed of light!!!! Callers are almost all male and none are interested in the topic of pinterest in this rapid paced romp through psychosis.

32 - THE CASE OF THE THREE GRAMAS - (1:06:08) 30.33 MB
Inventor of the internet, brother of podcaster Chelsea Peretti, and self-proclaimed "empathetic person" - JONAH PERETTI is in Hollywood and in the studio for this treasured ep. A self-hating Jew calls in! People who ask for a topic get hung up on. Chelsea's terrible ex boyfriend "Chance" infiltrates the broadcast. A discussion of "cool dads" and the identity of being a mom. Tumblr talk! Baby Oliver! Jonah decides that hosting a comedy show is hard yet empathizes with caller challenges. Energy levels are constantly calibrated and monitored as per usual. (This episode dedicated to Neil Leardi...rest in peace.)

31 - THE INADVERTENT TECH EP - (56:09) 25.76 MB
Top comedian Chelsea Peretti falls into a smart phone discussion wormhole with many callers, whilst others bring up: "Love and Hip Hop", politics (of vine and twitter only), Antiques Roadshow, ropes courses, blonds, a bad breakup, "nice" guys, Tyrese, and insomnia. Plus! A deeper look at the psycho lifestyle! The Name Game! And a thing called Sungazing.

30 - I.F.F - (1:06:40) 30.57 MB
Black mold shower simulation! Beloved Patrick of West Virginia! MONKEY ATTACK STORY! Lebanese food test! Vine! Andrew returns! Bay girl who got punched in a movie. Pistorius developments. Toilet snifter.

29 - NEW SOUND EFFECTS BRO - (1:30:17) 41.34 MB
Big day for alleged comedian Chelsea Peretti! New podcast sound effects make for a spiritual journey deep into right and wrong and much, much more. Discussion of: subtweeting, hot dog condiments, comedy as a cure for dark times, skincare, Daft Punk, puppies, coffee debacles, food service etiquette, hockey, and the NBA. And hella other stuff as per usual.

28 - BLACK MOLD PSYCHO - (1:09:51) 31.99 MB
Should Chelsea and all of society let go and go full psycho? This and more is rapidly pondered by CCP podcast callers and America's beloved comedian in a reckless state of coffee and black mold altered-consciousness.

27 - CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS, INVESTIGATION, N TRICKERY - (1:13:08) 33.49 MB
Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, "psychological pricing," Blink 182, Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka "Word is Bond" Andrew calls again - hot off his Cinco de Mayo margarita, a TJs employee prematurely hangs up on CP, two bear stories, a caller introduces The Name Game. Rachel Weaselface. A shoutout to Brendon Walsh. Noises. Chelsea has a rich, full life.

26 - DIAL 1 BEFORE NUM WHEN CALLING THE SHOW - (1:13:09) 33.5 MB
Chelsea's casual acquaintance aka treasured "friend of a friend" Moshe Kasher returns to the show as do two repeat callers: the high school class president updates us on all the many tasks he is currently tasked with (1 task) and an old enemy caller calls to mend fences! Also! A new favorite caller named Andrew emerges, fresh out of rehab but def still "drinking with dinner." Chelsea and Moshe give differing tips on Bay Area foods'n'haunts, sing a lot, and help callers to grow. This ep dedicated to Jamaican-American filmmaker Tchaiko Omawale.

25 - THE CASE OF THE GOOD CALLERS - (1:02:03) 28.41 MB
Legendary American personality Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a group of deep and feeling individuals, pondering love and friendship w some dude, Mormon snacks w a Mormon guy, current events, comedy, etc. Less hang ups, more gettin-to-know-you.

24 - RAY J, GRAMA, A SANDWICH PROCLAMATION - (1:04:04) 29.34 MB
Intensely likeable comedian Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails and takes calls in this cherished ep. Gym rats, House of cards, divorce, vine, voicemail intonation, LA beanies, a minor bear attack, The Case of the Traumatized Goose, Josh Doouamel, a closet bed, internships, nite jogs, SF homeless, lipgloss germs, a guy who allegedly delivered pizza to Brandy and Ray J, and The Case of the Overwrought Basketball Confrontation, loveyoubye.

23 - TRAILMIX OF REGRET - (1:04:39) 29.61 MB
Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a variety of Americans discussing: dog injuries, trailmix, generous laughter, vinyasa yoga, Girl Scout cookies, etc. Also! A lengthy call from Hollywood resident and probable multi-millionaire Harris Wittels.

22 - WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE - (1:28:40) 40.6 MB
Joe Mande joins extra coffee-cranked American legend Chelsea Peretti (TIME Magazine Top Tweeter, 2013) for calls about driving off a cliff, Howard hair trends, Mary J Blige, sleep paralysis, the Illuminati, plagues, hot tub maintenance, and blocking people IRL. They check on dear friend Brendon Walsh post dental surgery and powerful acquaintance Nick Kroll, also sickly. Also: The Case of the Three Geralds!

21 - MAC AND CHEESE IS BETTER THAN PIZZA - (1:37:07) 44.47 MB
In this controversial ep Chelsea gets food tested, gives unsolicited dating advice, recalls nightwalks, erroneously imagines a caller to be the Stouffers heiress and forgets to play the song teased at the beginning of the show. Introducing: The Case of The Crazed Potter!!

20 - VISIT FROM A DEAR, DEAR COLLEAGUE - (1:56:03) 53.13 MB
Top podcast host and American great Chelsea Peretti is joined by comedian Moshe Kasher in studio, taking calls from: young lovers Kendrick and Pam in ATL, an aggressive open mic comedian who both insults and aggrandizes them, a DC tour guide, a militant pro-redhead redhead, a 20 year old man who is still open enough to the world to cherish his gf, etc. Discussion of jealousy, flakes, and bottom lines. Chelsea shares a special personal voicemail!

19 - MOMS, TECH PEOPLE, TRAGIC JACKPOTS - (1:13:54) 33.84 MB
Tchaiko returns to take calls with Chelsea. A guy who's real into his gf calls. A lady who works at Yelp talks food. A son of a slumlord calls and does NBA-based sex-talk to CP over her signature music. Discussion of girls making the first move. Tchaiko and Chelsea interview their moms in Florida asking them your twitter Qs.

18 - THE HAWAII EPISODE (jk) - (1:39:49) 45.71 MB
Zero signature sound effects are used in this wondrous ep -- frontloaded with tons of Hawaii talk -- featuring special guest Adam Scott and numerous callers named stuff like "John" and "Matt." Hawaii, solo vacations, the relatable condos-versus-resorts debate, getting gussied up, Beyonce, murder, award shows, Miss Coppola, Philly, caramel apples, meteors, a bobcat attack, Parks goss, hummus, and of course, dance! Adam brings a TJs snack creation for Chelsea to try. A new song is tested out. Adam belches at one point like an animal.

17 - 98 DEGREES IN THE STUDIO - (1:22:09) 37.62 MB
Chelsea's dear college friend (beloved American director Tchaiko Omawale) joins her for what may be a top ep of the tens of thousands so far. Beards! Cologne! Feet! New song by Kool Kojak! Call from Bronx correspondent Kid Mero! Lots of sexy music. Show biz at its finest.

16 - LIVE FROM SUNDANCE - (1:00:12) 27.57 MB
Hannibal Buress, Paul Scheer, Pete Holmes join Chelsea in Utah's Park City for this live ep clip show, answering audience questions and discussing: street fights, motorboating, Girls, Django, mayo, pancakes versus waffles, Game of Thrones, horse-sized duck question, Toboggan deaths, Ray J, and French card game Mille Bornes.

15 - CHIROPRACTORS AND CO-HABITATION - (53:55) 24.69 MB
Chelsea shares audio from a singing hotel elevator in Denver, learns about "weenie taps," speaks to a history buff in Bangkok, chats about singing legend Anita Baker, and "discovers" Howard Stern. Plus: a new song from Reggie Watts.

14 - BANDWAGONS AND DREAM HOMES - (1:07:41) 31 MB
A male caller cannot stop compulsively talking. A girl from Austin grills Chelsea. Repeat callers get through to an unnerving degree. Chelsea gives college advice. Discussion of flu shots, cellphone chargers, music festival fashion, sauerkraut, beets, falafel. Etc.

13 - OLIVER RETURNS (AND TANNER RETURNS) - (1:01:56) 28.36 MB
Chelsea shares clips from her holiday roadtrip, listens to caller tragedies, realizes she should have been an emergency dispatcher, receives a voicemail from episode 1's own Oliver from Germany and gets confirmation that mercury is, in fact, in retrograde. Dedicated to Megan.

12 - INTERNET PET PEEVES - (1:19:11) 36.26 MB
American comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls from random American greats (including Parks and Recreation writer Aisha Muharrar) on the topic of "Internet Pet Peeves" and tries to push for the revolutionary creation of an Internet Love Brigade. Discussion of Toni Braxton. She correctly uses the word "rancor" at one point.

11 - CRACK HUNT - (51:17) 23.51 MB
American hero Chelsea Peretti checks caller voicemails (including a guy who says he's good-looking and so has no relationship problems and a diabetic who had a terrible mishap). She also discusses women who propose to men, mayo as a white people condiment, basketball, poodle mixes, auto-correct, bangs, and headaches. Then she tries to ascertain which of her listeners have partaken in crack smoking. Shortened ep, for her pleasure... :) LOL!

10 - COUGHING & BURN CARE - (1:25:38) 39.21 MB
In this historic 10th episode cult phenom Chelsea Peretti checks in with callers about their manners, dreams of a world in which Beyonce listens to her podcast, shares her harrowing tale of 2nd degree burn care, exploits her family, and premieres a booty-shake song about an outspoken heckler.

9 - A DARK, RAINY APOCALYPTIC EVENING - (1:33:13) 42.74 MB
The 9th installment of this now classic American podcast includes a new game called The Chavezes, a high-school class president who tries to seduce Chelsea, finger tip disasters, BTs, suicidal ideation, Cornell West's twitter bio, and calls with Tim Heidecker, Roy Hibbert, and Morgan Murphy.

8 - A BEAR STORY, GRAMA, DEIRDRE WHITMAN - (1:14:08) 34 MB
Lotta caller chemistry as Chelsea finally gets her much-coveted bear story, debuts a new song, debuts a new food test, speaks with a young man about his brief flirtation with natural deoderant, calls her beloved 90 year old grama, and finds out she's possibly homeless. Also some discussion of Channing Tatum.

7 - BILL BURR TRIES TO TEACH CHELSEA HOW TO CARE - (1:19:03) 36.25 MB
Comedy legend Bill Burr (the podcast world's Guns N Roses) tears down Chelsea's many walls he claims she has up as they discuss politics, pie, old people, the film Precious, Bill's botched TV entrance, gold-diggers, the apocalypse, redhead extinction, and how/who Chelsea should date. Very few calls taken due to the walls Burr has up. (Note: this was recorded a week in advance bc of Chelsea's travel schedule.)

6 - MEANING OF LIFE, SEXY MUSIC - (1:01:05) 28.03 MB
Chelsea tries to learn life coping mechanisms, frequently over sexy music. Is offered Clippers tickets, loses connection. Etc

5 - GRANDFATHERS, MAKEUP, BUBONIC PLAGUE - (1:39:21) 45.52 MB
Revered comedian Chelsea Peretti speaks to a Hollywood Christian. American singing legend Richard Marx sings about Moo Goo Gai Pan and Mochas. Aziz Ansari calls in for an intense discussion of Think Like a Man. Some guy tries desperately to outsass Chelsea. Chelsea gets a baseball fan to admit dunks are more fun to watch than homeruns. Also: a soup development.

4 - BEING NICE, RADISHES, BEAR ATTACKS - (1:17:28) 35.53 MB
In this episode Chelsea tries to be nicer to callers. A new song is premiered! A chef calls, Nick Kroll calls, Retta calls, a guy calls Chelsea a bitch, more abuse is confirmed, and Chelsea tests listeners on their food taste. Also: vomit, love.

3 - RACCOONS, DONKEYS, SOUP - (1:08:00) 31.17 MB
So many excellent callers in this historic episode: a Canadian who has a gang of pygmy goats and donkey, a girl being bullied by the “popular hoes” at her school, Chelsea's incoherent nephews, and a dude who realizes he was abused. Also! Chelsea tells the story of her shared flight with a legendary Oakland rapper.

2 - DOGS, MURDER, WEED - (58:20) 26.77 MB
In this groundbreaking 2nd episode American comedic legend Chelsea Peretti premieres a new sound effect and tackles a roving series of topics with her saintlike call-in guests: a dude who squandered his minor league baseball fortune on sush, a gay murderer in Orlando, a medical professional describing an acid overdose, a dude who works at Ruby Tuesdays, and more!

1 - Pilot episode: Did You Get My Letter - (55:17) 25.38 MB
In this already classic pilot episode Chelsea takes the temp of her callers: the son of a white supremacist, a weird German dude, a pizza delivery girl, The Kid Mero (her only friend in the Bronx), and more. Debut of Coffee Crankin Thru My Sys song.